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They left out the most important undersecretary post:
Assistant Secretary for 2 ply extra soft toilet paper. The use of single ply paper is waistful, destroying our southern pines as well as the cause of much pain and suffering.
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"Are you listening or just waiting to talk?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
Optimus Prime
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