One last little Johnny joke. Little Johnny(LJ) was in History class. The teacher said whoever got the answers correct to her oral quiz could leave early. Johnny couldn't wait. The teacher asked," Who cut down the cherry tree?" LJ was waving his arms frantically, but the teacher called on Sally. George Washingtion was Sally's answer. Okay said the teacher, Sally you're right and you can leave early. LJ was bent. The next question, Who said give me liberty or give me death. Again LJ was frantically waving his hand, but the teacher called on Mary. Patrick Henry replied Mary. Teacher said, "Correct, Mary you can leave early." Beside himself, LJ cried out,"I wish thoses bitches would keep their mouths shut." Indignantly the teacher yelled," Who said that?" LJ answered,"Bill Clinton, do I get to leave early?"
