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Bubba and Jimmy Joe
Bubba and Jimmy Joe
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when
he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on
ya,
but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the
woods.
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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