I liked TR's answer:
Reminds me of a story told about the Tac Fighter Wing at Da Nang.
They requested 800 lbs of nurse's. They thought just maybe they would get 8 or 10 with the toatal weight being 800 lbs.
Plane with nurse's called the Wing CP and ask for an escort and transportation for the new nurse's.
Half the Wing fell out to meet the new gals. Plane landed and 2 nurse's got off, total weight 800 lbs.
BMT