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Li'l Johnny is in a social studies class and the teacher is discussing agriculture using flash cards.
The teacher calls on a young girl, "Mary, can you tell me what this is a picture of?". "Why yes ma'am, that is an ear of corn.". "Very good Mary!".
The teacher calls on a young boy, "Bobby, can you tell me what this is a picture of?". "Why yes ma'am, that is a picture of a tractor!". "Very good Bobby!".
Finally the teacher calls upon Li'l Johnny, "Johnny, can you tell me what this is a picture of?". Johnny looks perplexed while staring at the card. "C'mon Johnny you know what this is.". Still Johnny stares blankly. Finally a frustrated teacher says, "It's a hoe Johnny, a hoe.". Johnny immediately replies, "My sister's a ho but she don't look like THAT!".
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You ask; What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.” You ask; What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.-Winston Churchill
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