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Old 04-07-2004, 19:06   #39
Roguish Lawyer
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Originally posted by The Reaper
A lawyer, who has not seen "My Cousin Vinnie"?

Are you truly a member of the Bar, Sir?

TR
I take it from the question that you've seen all the Rambo movies, right? LOL

Quote:
Vinny: Uh, do you remember what you had?

Town Person: Eggs and grits.

Vinny: Eggs and grits. I like grits too. How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy, or al dente?

Town Person: Just regular, I guess.

Vinny: Regular.....instant grits?

Town Person: No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Actually, I didn't remember anything about grits in the film, and still don't recall. But these are classic:

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http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=1694&sound=97

Great film.
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