So Jesus and Moses are playing a round. They come to hole with a water hazard (IIRC, the guy who told me this said the 17th at Sawgrass) and Jesus tees up and takes out his five iron.
Moses says, "You can't get over the water with a five iron, you need to use one of your woods."
Jesus replies, "I saw Tiger Woods do this on TV."
He sewings, ball goes up... and comes down with a splash.
Moses says, "Toldya."
Jesus says, "Ok, I'm taking my mulligan. Help me out, willya?"
So Moses parts the water, Jesus goes and gets his ball, comes back and tees up again... and picks up the five iron.
Moses exclaims, "Come on! You cannot make this shot with a five iron."
Jesus says, "I'm telling you, I saw Tiger Woods do it on TV."
He swings, the ball goes up, and again comes down in the water.
Moses says, "You've used your mulligan. I'm not helping you out this time. Your on your own."
So Jesus goes down, walks out onto the water and is looking for his ball.
The next foursome comes up to the tees. One of them looks out, sees Jesus, and asks Moses, "Who does that asshole think he is... Jesus Christ?"
Moses answers, "No, Tiger Woods."
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