[Sdiver]

Moses, Jesus and a grizzled old man were teeing off on the 14th hole at Augusta.

Moses addresses the ball, swings, and it shoots straight up and plops right into the water. He walks up to the water, parts it, walks in, retrieves his ball and takes a stroke.

Jesus address's the ball, swings, it too shoots straight up into the air and plops into the water. He approaches the water, looks at were the ball landed, walks out onto the water, sees his ball under the water, retrieves it and also takes a stroke.

The grizzled old man tees up, and can barely bring his club up, but he hits the ball, which travels just inches off the ground and plops right into the water. Just then a turtle pops up with the ball on its back, then a frog jumps up on the turtle and kicks the ball into the air, which is then caught by a low flying Eagle, who swoops over the green and drops the ball into the cup.....Hole In One.

Jesus looks at the old man rolling his eyes and says, "Father, quit showing off."