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Originally Posted by Jack Moroney
Not to mention the "fruity folks" hugging the trees, protecting the spotted owl, and growing their own medicinal remedies along the shore  |
Col. Moroney,
Don't worry! We'll take care of the Team Sergeant in proper Oregon style!
First thing we'll do is get him some tie-dye rain gear, Birkenstock boat shoes and his own flask of patchouli oil to keep the skeeters away. We'll only fish flies tied from environmentally conscious vegan sources.
I don't know which crystal to get for "fish karma" but that's a deeply personal choice the Team Sergeant will have to make based on harmonic vibrations only he can feel while he's holding it.
He'll fit right in, no problem.