03: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed by his buddies.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. Now this is Great one -
LoL
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. All's fair in love and war.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. GREAT ONE
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. Once again all in fair in love and war.