Bill - It's nice to know you're maintaining standards; i.e. "it's not a cut unless it needs stitches". It would have been educational - though probably not appropriate in a family oriented forum - to have heard some of the "logger language" as you vented frustration on the Gerber marketing executive that mandated the culprit packaging. That worthy is probably still cringing (without knowing why) since I've never known you to do anything by halves (witness five stitches when one would have satisfied honor

). Peregrino
ETA: Probably going to be an interesting conversation Monday. If you can change anything (sadly doubtful) a lot of consumers will appreciate it. At least the Gerber executive will know why he felt a herd of elephants trampling his grave site over the weekend.