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DunbarFC · 03-24-2004, 13:10

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.00. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

03-24-2004, 13:10	#1
DunbarFC Guerrilla Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 372	Lenten Humor A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.00. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________ “Its never too late to be what you might have been”.
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