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French Facts
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE FRENCH
- A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.
- Rumor has it that the French don't like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.
- To get with modern times, they've adopted a stance of preemptive surrender.
- During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.
- They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on, what kind of pansies use French weapons?
- The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.
- In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.
- They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.
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Last edited by Surgicalcric; 03-21-2004 at 18:41.
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