So I'm standing in the kitchen this morning getting stuff ready and my wife chimes in, "Why didn't you get a cheese dip? I don't like that healthy crap!" I had bought something called hummis for a dip. Then the smart sister in law says "how about a port wine cheese dip?" Then the STUPID sister in law says, "don't get PORK wine, that gives me gas"
ROTFLMMFAO still!
She was totally serious.
I don't really think she's related to my wife and the other sis in law.