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Old 11-17-2005, 17:19   #2
Bill Harsey
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Originally Posted by G
Today's survival tip:

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest Pizza Hut, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

Update to today's survival tip:

When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him directions to take you the long way home - delivering the pizza after 45mins will get you the pizza and the ride for free.
This belongs in the redneck engineering thread!
I like it.
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