What people really think of Lawyers
 

A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

Lawyer Jokes?
 

OK candidate, drop and give me 20.

This is your JAG speaking.

:rolleyes:

CSB:

Sorry, it has been pick on RL week.

You and AL are on the uniformed side.

TR

Lawyer Jokes
 

Yeah, there's got to be a reason why you never hear a joke that starts off with:

"There was this JAG lawyer , see, and ...."

:)

Good to see you posting, counselor.

TR, I would characterize it as "attempt to pick on RL week." :D

well....while we're at it:

What's a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?







They both have a 1 in a million chance of being a human being!

Told to me by a JAG lawyer in our pre-op JAG briefing, she laughe harder than any of us!