driver license tells it all
 

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

Little girl: "Mommy, how old are you?"

Mom: "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It's not polite."

Little girl: "OK, how much do you weigh?"

Mom: "Now really, those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Little girl: "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

Mom: "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

Little girl: "My Mom won't tell me anything about her..."

Friend: "Well, all you need to do is look at her drivers' license It is like a report card,
it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother.

Little girl: "I know how old you are, you are 32!"

Mom (surprised): "How did you find that out?"

Little girl: "I also know that you weigh 70 kg."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

Mom: "How in heaven's name did you find that out??"

Little girl (triumphantly) "And, I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"

Mom: "Oh, really? Why?"

Little girl: "Because you got an F in sex!"