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G	11-17-2005 16:44

Today's Survival Tip for Drunks

Today's survival tip:

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest Pizza Hut, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

Update to today's survival tip:

When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him directions to take you the long way home - delivering the pizza after 45mins will get you the pizza and the ride for free.

Bill Harsey

11-17-2005 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by G

This belongs in the redneck engineering thread!
I like it.

jatx	11-17-2005 17:34

Excellent! You should consider a career in arbitrage trading.

Sten	11-17-2005 19:09

But PLEASE tip well it would be a really long drive for that pizza delivery guy.

hoepoe

11-18-2005 00:53

Great G!

Thanks

Hoepoe

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