MoM!!!
 

A man returning home from a business trip early in the morning went directly to the darkened bedroom and made love.

After he finished he went to the kitchen for a drink of water. There he found his wife sitting at the table drinking a cup of coffee.

Suprised, he asked, " Who is in the bedroom!?"

His wife cries out, " Mom!! Why didn't you say something?"

The reply " I haven't spoken to your husband in twelve years!"