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SP5IC 08-11-2005 16:03
Oregon
 
Lads & Lassies,

Be patient with me...I almost ran off the road when I heard this:

Mohammed El Guitar was arrested in Portland today. He was charged with attempting to organize a terrorist training camp near the capitol city. He had recruited an unusually large numbers of "Portlandese." He promised that when they died, they'd have...72 trees to hug.

I can't help it, I fell out of a deuce & a half in training group.

Bravo1-3 08-11-2005 16:11
Too funny! :lifter

Bill Harsey 08-11-2005 17:01
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Originally Posted by SP5IC
Lads & Lassies,

Be patient with me...I almost ran off the road when I heard this:

Mohammed El Guitar was arrested in Portland today. He was charged with attempting to organize a terrorist training camp near the capitol city. He had recruited an unusually large numbers of "Portlandese." He promised that when they died, they'd have...72 trees to hug.

I can't help it, I fell out of a deuce & a half in training group.
Your correct, Virgin timber was promised.

HOLLiS 08-11-2005 17:19
LOLOLOL

Roguish Lawyer 08-11-2005 17:26
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Harsey
Your correct, Virgin timber was promised.
Typical logger. I would imagine that the tree huggers would be horrified by that remark -- it's like promising an animal rights freak "meat" instead of animals. LOL

HOLLiS 08-11-2005 18:19
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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
Typical logger. I would imagine that the tree huggers would be horrified by that remark -- it's like promising an animal rights freak "meat" instead of animals. LOL
Doesn't PETA mean, People Eating Tasty Animals?


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