Business Trip
 

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely

so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in

phone booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself

Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long

wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt, you know the

kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room

and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all

alone and what I really want is s-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot,

and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name
it, we'll do

it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in

chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that

sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to

press 9."

LOL!

LOLOL!!!

sooooo....thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's what happened to the OPFUND... :eek:

LOL !