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Jack Moroney (RIP) 05-29-2005 14:42

The Harsey Blade
 
The emperor was looking for a new sword master and three martial arts warriors applied. A Chinese warrior, a Japanese warrior, and a Jewish warrior.

The Chinese warrior, using a blade made by FS, threw a bee up in the air and with one swift move cut the bee in half. The emperor was impressed.

The Japanese warrior, using a Gerber knock off, threw a fly up in the air, and with a series of moves cut the fly into four equal parts. The emperor was very impressed.

The Jewish warrior, using a Harsey blade, threw a gnat up in the air, made a series of circular moves and the gnat flew out the window.

The emperor was perplexed and said to the Jewish warrior, "Ahh, this is not a good sign. Perhaps the blade was inferior". "Not really", replied the Jewish warrior "circumscision is not meant to kill."

lrd 05-29-2005 16:02

Bravo, Sir!

Very well done!!!

Gypsy 05-29-2005 20:49

Excellent!

Bill Harsey 05-29-2005 21:48

I do good work :D

The Reaper 05-29-2005 22:12

Modest, too! :D

TR


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