a little funny
 

Two men are sitting next to each other on a train.

They both have black eyes.

The man on the left leans over and says, "hey buddy what happened to you?"

The man replies, "Well you remember that blond at the ticket counter?"

"Oh yeah"

"Well she had a great body and when she asked me what I wanted I said I'll take one picket to tittsburgh and she punched me."

"Oh wow... a similar thing happened to me I woke up this morning looked at my wife and said you bitch you ruined my life."