cowboy stories
 

One night after a long day of driving cattle three cowboys sat around the fire sharing whiskey and stories.
The first cowboy began with,"While riding through Crunchy Horse Pass, I fought off a tribe of Indians with nothing but my six shooter and my Bowie knife!"
The next cowboy chuckles and says, "Well any cowboy worth his salt could do that. I once stopped a charging bull,'n ‘rasselled him to the ground with my bare hands!"
Well the first two cowboys looked to the third, the oldest and most infamous cowboy in the west. But he just sat there quietly, stirring the coals with his penis.