Thoughts
 

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Re: Thoughts
 

Personal experience????:p

I know, I know, where's that law?

Re: Thoughts
 

Brother, when I have sex...she MAKES it a big deal :D
Lucky me!

Eagle

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GOTTA be the kinky knee thingy.

Terry


"I am finally walking and wearing a cyborg looking thing on my knee"

More Thoughts
 

Those who live by the sword often get shot by those who don't.

Violence is indeed the last resort of the incompetent, the competent usually resort to it much sooner.

9MM - a .45 set on stun. - The Team Sergeant

That's a good one.

Terry

"Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN

"Don't think of it as being vastly outnumbered, think of it as being able to shoot 360 degrees and having a very wide shot selection."

Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

- Napoleon Bonapart

"No, no! I've got 'em right where I want 'em, - surrounded from the inside.

SFC Jerry Shriver CCS

His Team surrounded and in danger of being overrun - this was SFC Shriver's response to the FAC commenting "Sounds pretty bad."

Great quote. I had heard it before, but never the source. Thank you for sharing it.


Rhonda
back to lurking

NDD-You beat me to it.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side

Two atoms collide into each other. The first atom tells the second atom, "I think I lost an electron." The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one simply says, "I'm positive."