Originally Posted by A SPECIAL FORCES SOLDIER (Author Unknown)

As seen by the Department of The Army

An overpaid, over-ranked tax burden who is indispensable because he has volunteered to go anywhere, do anything, at any time, so long as he can booze it up, brawl, steal Jeeps, corrupt women, lie, wear a star sapphire ring, a Rolex watch and carry a demo knife.

As seen by his Post Headquarters

A drunken, brawling, Jeep stealing, woman corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Rolex watch and demo knife.

As seen by his Commander

A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, Jeep stealing, woman corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Rolex watch and demo knife.

As seen by his Wife

A stinking member of the family who comes home once a year in the back door with a rucksack full of dirty laundry, a hard-on, and three months later goes out the front door for another year.

As seen by Himself

A tall, handsome, highly trained professional killer, female idol, star sapphire ring wearing, demo knife carrying gentleman who is always on time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.

As seen by the Enemy

The meanest mother fucker in the valley.

Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 677055)

This is OLD.
I think I first read this in 1969 at Ft Bragg.

LAMO :lifter:D:lifter


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