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JJ_BPK 01-31-2022 11:18

Sad News & Good News
 
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Sad news,,
My neighbor is moving into an assistant living physicality. He will be missed, had a lot of good times. When we would get together Saturday afternoons on the patio for cigars and whisky, a couple of us would wager a penny to see if he could cross the parking lot without falling.. I'm ahead $2.67 :D


Good news,,
He left me his gravy boat collection. His nurse told me he hardly ever use them. Drop me a note, I have 6.


:lifter:D:lifter

Box 01-31-2022 11:55

nice...

I used to drink beer from one at team parties back in the 90's

Sohei 01-31-2022 13:56

There is nothing in the world that beats grunt humor....:D

G2squared 02-04-2022 22:32

Thanks,
I needed that laugh today.
From CoVid quarantine HELL.

G2

Penn 02-04-2022 22:41

+1, God bless that man, he knew you would smile at his most sincere gift!

Trapper John 02-05-2022 09:44

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Originally Posted by Sohei (Post 672881)
There is nothing in the world that beats grunt humor....:D

I don't think they're joking! :D:D:D

Sohei 02-05-2022 11:14

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Originally Posted by Trapper John (Post 672924)
I don't think they're joking! :D:D

Indeed you are correct, Sir...but, only a Grunt would find the humor in it....;):D

Box 02-27-2022 20:26

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Sad News:
another senseless war causing the death and suffering of millions of innocent people over the promise of more profit and power just proves that mankind might not be worth saving after all

GOOD News:
the distraction has probably given thousands of rich elitists a little more time to destroy evidence that they were using laundered Ukrainian oil money to pay for their frequent trips to Jeffery Epstein's islands


'til next time...

Roguish Lawyer 02-28-2022 12:38

LOL JJ

Box 03-12-2022 20:15

Sad News - 2020 was like a reality TV show that ended without any real closure to the chaos - in 2021, season two didn't really deliver any answers either

Good news - 2020 has been renewed for a third season and it looks like the cure for COVID was polling data, the producers have added a new storyline as well:
...global military threats and conflicts for the 2022 season.

If the ratings hold, 2020 may even get a fourth season

Penn 03-13-2022 16:03

Quote:

Sad News - 2020 was like a reality TV show that ended without any real closure to the chaos - in 2021, season two didn't really deliver any answers either

Good news - 2020 has been renewed for a third season and it looks like the cure for COVID was polling data, the producers have added a new storyline as well:
...global military threats and conflicts for the 2022 season.

If the ratings hold, 2020 may even get a fourth season
If only we could bundle your commentary into a campaign for POTUS, I'm convinced that the common sense and humor would rule the day!

Box 03-13-2022 19:12

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Originally Posted by Penn (Post 673339)
If only we could bundle your commentary into a campaign for POTUS, I'm convinced that the common sense and humor would rule the day!

Right up until the point where Permanent Washington produced evidence that I was on the grassy knoll, consulted on the editing for the faked moon landing, covered up Roswell, provided cover art for the Beatles after McCartney was decapitated his that bizarre car accident back in the 60's and then once they "found" the plans for what's REALLY hidden beneath Denver International Airport in the trunk of my car...

no thanks - I can't get anywhere near national politics - my lizard family would disown me


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