It's Swollen
 

Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're

going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a profesional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a
peanut.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor. "I really am..... I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

OUCH!!

That had to hurt!