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JJ_BPK 05-23-2020 14:17

To Mask or Not To Mask??
 
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Still working on this mask thing
Is it suppose to stop smoke?
I think not 😎

PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? :confused:

frostfire 05-26-2020 08:16

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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 659125)
Still working on this mask thing
Is it suppose to stop smoke?
I think not 😎

PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? :confused:

By November-December you will look 100% the part for kids (and adult children) to sit on your laps with their wish list in malls and JC Penney store and...oh, wait

rsdengler 05-26-2020 12:39

Love the mask....Mine's made out of a lacy bra, don't worry it has extra protection. Nice and breathable, not like the ones they handed out at work.....:D

JJ_BPK 05-26-2020 12:51

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Originally Posted by rsdengler (Post 659161)
Love the mask....Mine'st made ouof a lacy bra, don't worry it has extra protection. Nice and breathable, not like the ones they handed out at work.....:D

Where does one get a job and receive free bras?
Asking for a friend :munchin

rsdengler 05-26-2020 12:54

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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 659162)
Where does one get a job and receive free bras?
Asking for a friend :munchin

LOL...It's handmade, I couldn't wear the ones they gave us from work for long periods of time. It felt like I was having an anxiety attack. So I made one....have to stay fashionable...Bahahahaha....

JJ_BPK 05-26-2020 16:47

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I have been One-Upped :D

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Woman strips off and puts her knickers over her face after Ukrainian shop worker refused to serve her without a mask on
  • The unnamed woman put her knickers on her head at a post office in Ukraine
  • She was asked to put on a face mask but opted to use her knickers instead
  • It was reported that the employee eventually handed over the woman's parcel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...k-Ukraine.html

PSM 05-28-2020 01:41

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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 659125)
PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? :confused:


https://www.amazon.com/FLOWBEE-Hairc.../dp/B000PPBSTC :D

Box 05-28-2020 07:21

I heard a new one today...
It's not a matter of effectiveness - its a matter of respect.

So - there are now people who consider the wearing of a mask to be a matter of respect.

It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.

FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.


Stop the planet - I want to get off.

sg1987 05-28-2020 08:11

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Originally Posted by Box (Post 659206)

It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.

FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.


Stop the planet - I want to get off.

You should have your own show on the Fox network. You'd be a wealthy man! :D

Box 05-28-2020 08:19

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Originally Posted by sg1987 (Post 659210)
You should have your own show on the Fox network. You'd be a wealthy man! :D

I'd be Twittered, doxed, and culture cancelled before my first commercial break...

rsdengler 05-28-2020 11:04

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Originally Posted by Box (Post 659212)
I'd be Twittered, doxed, and culture cancelled before my first commercial break...

But it would be well worth it while it lasts.......:p

frostfire 05-29-2020 08:30

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Originally Posted by Box (Post 659206)
I heard a new one today...
It's not a matter of effectiveness - its a matter of respect.

So - there are now people who consider the wearing of a mask to be a matter of respect.

It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.

FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.


Stop the planet - I want to get off.

Don't worry folks.
We all know Box has not told us how he really feels until the one-legged hermaphrodite shows up :p

Box 05-29-2020 09:50

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Originally Posted by frostfire (Post 659255)
Don't worry folks.
We all know Box has not told us how he really feels until the one-legged hermaphrodite shows up :p


Believe me - the one-legged hermaphrodite has been here for a while now; sitting quietly trying desperately not to push me over the edge - its just a matter of time before I am 'triggered' by the stupidity of it all.
Just for laughs though, lets imagine if I DID have my own show on Fox...

I would introduce a segment where periodically, we would cut to some closed circuit TV footage of that "contest" in progress overlayed with news footage of whatever stupid shit was going on in the world...
...then without warning, "Negan" would bust into the room with his barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat and smart smashing in skulls.

The one-legged hermaphrodite would NEVER get injured - the segment would always end with him cowering in a corner BEGGING Negan not to bash his fucking head in.



...cut to commercial break

JJ_BPK 05-29-2020 10:28

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...cut to commercial break


Just posted on FB.

Looks like a cheap method for ear-rash medigation..

Lego Blocks :lifter

Box 05-29-2020 12:35

If Frederick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret made bra's with that same lego release, my senior year of High School would have been epic...............


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