Your parmesan cheese might have wood in it
 

Never knew that some brands of parmesan cheese have wood filler in them. Suppose Euell Gibbons might like it if he were still around. :p

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...-could-be-wood

I always buy real cheese and grate my own!

So if I tell my sweetie that when I drink beer, eat a pizza with extra parmesan cheese, and get a woody, that I can blame it on the cheese?

I can see a whole new advertising line:

"Who needs Viagra, get your wood on with Kraft."

"Cellulose, it has all the stiffness you need."

OK, stop me before I type some more...

Some great Parmigiano-Reggiano will give you wood.

Well, at least you won't get constipated eating too much ... it's got fiber in it, to help keep you regular.

:munchin

Over here, its only the particularly sexy ones that get wood in them.