Professional Soldiers ® - 2004 Best Comment

This is the only category where we had so many nominations that it was tough to get down to a list of 11 finalists, but here you go. The link after each quote is to the thread where it originally appeared. Vote for your favorite.

Team Sergeant to Matchanu:

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Match,
I just want to know if you are married and if so, happily?
I’ve never said this before, to a man, but you are a hunk and I’m thinking of leaving the wife and kids just to “stalk” you. I hope you don’t mind.

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The Reaper, on violence by Democrats:

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How can a pacifist, tolerant anti-violence, anti-hunting, anti Second Amendment, anti-self-defense group turn to violence against a party that is pro- all of that?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=42918

NDD to mffjm8509:

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No board MFF - you are a Team Sergeant, just stand in front of a mirror and give yourself the "Team Sergeant Stare".

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=27037

Jack Moroney, on becoming a general officer:

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The only time I would ever willingly wear a star is if I pumped gas for Texaco.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=30148

NDD, on RL's delay in making commo:

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The Israelis fight whole wars in less time than this.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=37504

Bill Harsey, on Friday:

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"Friday" is an old Latin term derived from ancient Roman times meaning both "Quit working " and "Drink Beer". This is where our culture comes from, quitting work and drinking beer.

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Razor's advice to RL re: raccoon elimination:

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I hear that critters are petrified by the scent of potential litigation.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=53828

AL on poodles:

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Poodles were bred as aggressive hunting dogs, to hunt ducks in the marshes and streams of France. Their fur is for insulation while swimming to retrieve the game. The original purpose of the goofy haircut was to remove impediments to swimming around the joints.

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Jo Sul to FS re: Pavlovian responses:

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Whenever I smell cordite or the phone rings I want to suckle.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ad.php?p=53544

The Reaper to Guy:

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I'm sorry, I was busy sipping a rum and coke after dancing with a winsome young senorita, sat down wrong on my briefcase carrying my Travel Advance and missed what you said.

Could you get the sand out of your mouth and repeat it?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...read.php?p=674

NDD, on a new flashlight:

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For $3k that thing better send up the Bat Signal on a foggy night - and Batman better show up.

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