Could have been me . . .
 

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and
took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that
could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!

LOL

Good one!!!!!

Allahu Akbar my ass!

Beep, beep!

In case anyone is looking for a new career or to pick up a second job for a little extra spending money.

http://www.toptruckingschools.com/

:lifter

Witnesses
 

Witnesses said, He never touched the brakes and he was shifting gears. :D

Breaker breaker...movin' with a purpose there good buddy.

"Well, Earl put down his bottle, mashed his foot down on the throttle, and then a couple'a boobs with a thousand cubes in a nineteen-forty-eight Peterbilt screamed to life. We woke up the chickens.

Well, we roared up offa that shoulder sprayin' pine cones, rocks, and boulders, and put four hundred head of them Rhode Island reds and a couple a' burnt-out roosters on the line. Look out below; 'cause here we go!

Well, we commenced to truckin' and them hens commenced to cluckin' and then Earl took out a match and scratched his pants and lit up the unused half of a dollar cigar and took a puff. Says "My, ain't this purdy up here."

I says, "Earl, this hill can spill us. You better slow down or you gonna kill us. Just make one mistake and it's the Pearly Gates for them eight-five crates a' USDA-approved cluckers. You wanna hit second?"

:D

TR

Thanks for the chuckle..

:D:D:D:D

TR Is your num-de-gear W C McCall??? :lifter

That's CW McCall!

TR