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mojaveman 04-23-2014 22:18

Arrested teen had revolver hidden in her vajayjay
 
A 19-year old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following an arrest for driving with a suspended license, police report.

Oh well, I hope she wasn't planning on hiding it there and then having to withdraw it quickly for a self defense scenario. :p

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-vagina-576432

DIYPatriot 04-24-2014 08:48

If it didn't have one before...I bet that thing has a hair trigger, now...

PedOncoDoc 04-24-2014 08:57

...gives the term "negligent discharge" a new (and much grosser, IMHO) implication...

Guymullins 04-24-2014 09:36

Happiness…..
 
Is a warm gun.
The Beatles from The White Album 1968
NOT Revolver 1966

Sdiver 04-24-2014 10:29

It's the new "Cracker Jane" ... Every box comes with a prize.

:munchin

35NCO 04-24-2014 13:23

...and you thought the threat of a STD was bad! Need a kevlar cover. :)

PRB 04-24-2014 13:36

C'mon boys. Like who here didn't know VJAYJAY was dangerous.....

PedOncoDoc 04-24-2014 13:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by PRB (Post 548836)
C'mon boys. Like who here didn't know VJAYJAY was dangerous.....

I just never expected it to shoot back! :p

PRB 04-24-2014 13:53

One of the best web comments.....

"I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched"

tonyz 04-24-2014 15:39

Her boyfriend Bozo was overheard at the arraignment "damn girl...sure glad I handed you the NAA derringer and not the Ruger Alaskan..." :eek:

Sometimes...a clown's pocket...can come in handy...

plato 04-24-2014 17:04

To be more exact, it was her u-Taurus.

alelks 04-24-2014 18:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc (Post 548816)
...gives the term "negligent discharge" a new (and much grosser, IMHO) implication...

Actually the negligent discharged happened when she was conceived. :munchin

akv 04-24-2014 18:12

Rumor has it Bloomberg sent an NYPD SWAT team to confiscate the gun and the box it came in...

Habu-MFFI 175 04-24-2014 18:47

Pistol packing Mama.....kind of a sticky subject.


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