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Dusty 02-04-2014 07:36

Dances with 'Yotes
 
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...Drought-Relief

Californians suffering from the state's worst drought in memory are turning to desperate measures. Some are letting their lawns die. Some are showering with friends. And some are gathering for rain dances.

The San Juan Intertribal Council has staged Native American a Rain Dance every Sunday evening for the past three weeks. This past Sunday, the state actually did enjoy some mild rain, though not enough to stop the drought.

It is not clear that the participants in the Rain Dance are actually Native American. Local ABC affiliate KSBW described a recent dance in San Juan Batista as consisting of traditions from "Coastanoa, Lakota Sioux, Azteca, and the community."

Such rituals are not unique to California: in recent drought years in Israel, rabbis have fasted and boarded special flights to circumnavigate the country and offer traditional prayers for rainfall.

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PedOncoDoc 02-04-2014 11:06

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Originally Posted by Dusty (Post 540215)
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...Drought-Relief

Californians suffering from the state's worst drought in memory are turning to desperate measures. Some are letting their lawns die. Some are showering with friends. And some are gathering for rain dances.

The college girls always fell for the "let's conserve some water" line - nice to see someone's keeping the tradition alive. :D

Dusty 02-04-2014 12:44

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Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc (Post 540233)
The college girls always fell for the "let's conserve some water" line - nice to see someone's keeping the tradition alive. :D

lol

What made me laugh derisively was how the reporter tried to tie a flipping rain dance in with the worship of Jews.

mojaveman 02-04-2014 13:42

Some are showering with friends.

There is a divorced female my age living next door and she's kinda cute but just a little too fat.


And some are gathering for rain dances.

We don't have a large population of Native Americans in Kalifornia but plenty of Hare Krishnas and other nutjobs who love to dance and play tambourines.

Dusty 02-04-2014 14:17

Freakin hippies living in a perpetual Woodstock.

Sdiver 02-04-2014 14:28

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Originally Posted by Dusty (Post 540260)
Freakin hippies living in a perpetual Woodstock.

Oooooo .... that gives me an idea.

I could head up to the People's Republik of Boulder, pick up several dozen cases of Potchouli, then head out to SoCal .....

I'd make a freakin fortune. :lifter

Dusty 02-04-2014 14:38

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Originally Posted by Sdiver (Post 540261)
Oooooo .... that gives me an idea.

I could head up to the People's Republik of Boulder, pick up several dozen cases of Potchouli, then head out to SoCal .....

I'd make a freakin fortune. :lifter

Hmm...Capitalism, eh? (rubs chin)

I like the way you think!


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