Best Dried Arrangement
 

Two very old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is
so
boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5, I'd take my clothes off
and
streak through that stupid flower show!"

You're on!" said the other lady, holding up a $5 bill. As fast as she
could,
the
first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely
naked,
streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement," she replied.