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Sex at 79
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy - because I live at number 73. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't have to cross the road! Life is GOOD BMT |
Be careful, the highest % of STD is among seniors living in adult communities.
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Wrap it up you never know where those old ladys have been...:p
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How about sex at 90 or older?
Honestly, I was watching an episode of COPS not long ago and they were busting men for soliciting an undercover female cop who was posing as a prostitute. One of the men they arrested was 92 years old. Yep. :D :p |
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Besides, he's got plenty of resources to choose from. ;) |
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A young man saw a despondent old guy setting on a park bench. He approached the old guy and ask what is wrong.
Old guy, says I am 92 years old and married a 24 year old gal last year. Young guy, go.. Yes I can see the problem. Old guy responds, "It is not that, we like to have sex three times a day, in the morning, afternoon and evening. Young guy, goes "Oh wow........ so what is wrong?' Old guy replies, "It is near 2:00 and that is our afternoon time and I forgot where I lived." |
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