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BMT (RIP) 10-26-2012 14:27

Sex at 79
 
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.

I'm so happy - because I live at number 73.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it's the same side of the street.

I don't have to cross the road!

Life is GOOD

BMT

Penn 10-28-2012 14:38

Be careful, the highest % of STD is among seniors living in adult communities.

SF_BHT 10-28-2012 15:25

Wrap it up you never know where those old ladys have been...:p

mojaveman 10-29-2012 11:02

How about sex at 90 or older?

Honestly, I was watching an episode of COPS not long ago and they were busting men for soliciting an undercover female cop who was posing as a prostitute. One of the men they arrested was 92 years old. Yep. :D :p

PSM 10-29-2012 12:12

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Originally Posted by mojaveman (Post 472226)
One of the men they arrested was 92 years old. Yep. :D :p

Was it Hugh Hefner? :confused:

Pat

Sdiver 10-29-2012 12:33

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Was it Hugh Hefner? :confused:

Pat

Hef doesn't need to go looking for women .... they come .... errrrrr .... flock to him.

Besides, he's got plenty of resources to choose from. ;)

Gypsy 10-29-2012 17:53

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Originally Posted by Sdiver (Post 472244)
Hef doesn't need to go looking for women .... they come .... errrrrr .... flock to him.

Sweet mother I wouldn't have sex with that guy with someone else's vajayjay. :eek:

HOLLiS 10-29-2012 19:12

A young man saw a despondent old guy setting on a park bench. He approached the old guy and ask what is wrong.

Old guy, says I am 92 years old and married a 24 year old gal last year.

Young guy, go.. Yes I can see the problem.

Old guy responds, "It is not that, we like to have sex three times a day, in the morning, afternoon and evening.

Young guy, goes "Oh wow........ so what is wrong?'

Old guy replies, "It is near 2:00 and that is our afternoon time and I forgot where I lived."


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