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greenberetTFS 07-16-2012 09:31

My Dog.......
 
My Dog,

>Sees all strangers as new friends.
>Can find food in the wild were I would starve.
>Can poo without the need of toilet paper.
>Doesn't worry about gas costs or the mortgage.
>Instintively senses danger and bad people.
>Can find food with just its' nose.
>Keeps life's priorities simple: food, companionship, security, loyalty and play.
>Doesn't get involved in drugs.
>Can clean itself with just its' tongue.
>Knows to lay in the shade not the sun.
>Is not interested in a job career.
>Believes 'happy hour" is a nap.
>Sets the standard for unconditional love.
>Doesn't get involved in politics.
>Can understand my words and gestures but I not his.
>Drops everything to play or go for a walk.
>Believes sex is far getter than watching TV.
>Doesn't worry about what clothes to wear.

Big Teddy :munchin

SPEC4 07-16-2012 12:11

My dogs
 
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6 months old and always ready to play .... still a hoot! :p


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