Professional Soldiers ® - The Tree hugging activist

Sara, who was a tree hugging activist, a liberal Democrat, and opposed to hunting, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree in her land. In order to get a good view of the natural magnificence of her land, she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she came across a spotted owl that attacked her. In her bid to escape, Sara slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In great pain, Sara rushed to a local doctor. Sara told him about her background, and how she got all the splinters. The doctor listened to her tale with great patience and asked her to go wait in the examining room while he worked on her case.
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She sat and waited two hours before the doctor reappeared. Sara, who was quite angry, "What kept you?"

The doctor smiled and said, "Well, to treat you, Ms. Sara, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. You know how the system works. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."