Golf Balls.......
 

A man entered the bus with both of his pants' pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow? ;)

Big Teddy :munchin

We were in the Ft. Worth area after a very bad thunderstorm recently. My wife was looking for some padded shooting gloves at a Sports Authority store. We were in the golf section and the girl working there asked if she could help. I said, “Yes, thanks. Do you have hail sized golf balls?” She looked for them. I can't remember if she was a blonde, though. :D

Pat

Still doen not beat Mrs. Arnold Palmer's wife's response to a question from the late Johnny Carson. Johnny asked a rather innocent question, "Is there any thing you do to bring Arnie good luck?" Mrs Palmer replied, "I kiss his balls." Without missing a beat, Johnny replied, "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up":lifter. Mrs Palmer sued, but Johnny was the real winner.

RF 1

Arnie must've led an interesting life with those two. Just sayin'... :rolleyes:

Richard :munchin

Woody
 

My first wife and I went Christmas shopping for our daughter at the toy store. She was really into the movie Toy Story. We found a large "Buzz Lightyear" right away but only a miniarure "Woody" - my ex promptly asked the stockboy "If he had a big woody for her?"

We (the stockboy and I) both died laughing. I had to explain to her what happened on the drive home. Yes, she was a blonde. :D