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Snaquebite 05-06-2012 19:47

WOMEN
 
WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
... after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

Sdiver 05-06-2012 20:02

Snaque ..... I can see where you may have possibly gotten the two mixed up just a tad ....

Whiskey, like women, will give you one HELL of a headache the next day, if you've had too much, and will NEVER let you forget about it. :D

SF_BHT 05-06-2012 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sdiver (Post 447586)
Snaque ..... I can see where you may have possibly gotten the two mixed up just a tad ....

Whiskey, like women, will give you one HELL of a headache the next day, if you've had too much, and will NEVER let you forget about it. :D

Yes but it goes away....:eek:

greenberetTFS 05-07-2012 13:23

Great post,very funny.........:cool:

Big Teddy :munchin

mojaveman 05-07-2012 19:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snaquebite (Post 447584)
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

Beer too... :p


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