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frostfire 02-13-2012 22:41

Valentine's Day no more
 
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take that, ladies :cool:


:D

Penn 02-14-2012 13:19

According to Bloomberg
 
Scarred Hearts Can Be Mended With Stem Cell Therapy
February 14, 2012, 1:51 PM EST

But, it won't replace the money that cold heartless bitch spent with her neutered and now recently deceased Johnsonless boyfriend.

Streck-Fu 02-14-2012 13:31

We had a chili cook-off competition at work today. This should go over very well for the single but dating guys. :D

Gypsy 02-14-2012 18:10

LOLOL!

This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.

Streck-Fu 02-14-2012 18:38

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Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 435059)
LOLOL!

This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.

Only $8M? I would expect $8B....

The wife and I boycott this holiday. As a matter of fact she is on her laptop ignoring me right now.....;)

Red Flag 1 02-14-2012 19:41

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Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 435059)
LOLOL!

This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.

Another great day for DeBeers.

RF 1

PedOncoDoc 02-15-2012 05:42

I've never been a fan of this holiday - you shouldn't need a day to remind you to love your spouse and mate.

I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however. ;)

DIYPatriot 02-15-2012 13:23

Hurling Arrows @ Cupid
 
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Last night, I took several handmade red paper hearts up to our local range. I passed them out to several guys and we had a field day with Cupid. Many of the guys were up there for date night.

To the dismay of their significant others, they quickly obliterated their bright red targets. I was too busy shooting and admiring their skill and precision to take more photos. One girl was seriously pissed at her man for saying, "Finally, I can get into the spirit of this stupid holiday!"

I may have inadvertently started a new V-day tradition for myself.

Sdiver 02-15-2012 14:45

I've found, the only good thing about Valentine's Day is ..... there's a SH*T load of chocolate on sale at stores, marked down 50% or more.

:munchin

Gypsy 02-15-2012 18:03

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Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc (Post 435109)
I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however. ;)


LOL I know that one.

GratefulCitizen 02-15-2012 22:09

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Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 435219)
Quote:

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc (Post 435109)
I've never been a fan of this holiday - you shouldn't need a day to remind you to love your spouse and mate.

I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however. ;)

LOL I know that one.

FWIW, I think both holidays are irrational.

http://www.piday.org/million.php

PedOncoDoc 02-16-2012 10:22

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Originally Posted by GratefulCitizen (Post 435268)
FWIW, I think both holidays are irrational.

http://www.piday.org/million.php

Either your Google-Fu is weak or you're pulling my leg. No red meat eating, sane man would consider 3/14 an irrational holiday.

I got a good laugh from my wife last year (after she did some research) when I called her from work on March 14 told her we should celebrate the holiday, and I would do my part by supplying the steaks. :D

DIYPatriot 02-16-2012 16:28

3.14
 
I was a math major once...but the 3.14 holiday has much better meaning than pi. :D

tonyz 03-13-2012 18:35

Ladies, a public service announcement - tomorrow is March 14 - men's valentines day.

;)


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