Just call me...
 

I was at this crowded party last weekend, standing alone, minding my own business with a nice glass of Sausal Creek Ancient Vine Zinfandel when this woman approached, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," I replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most---cars and men. So I chose Carmen. By the way, what's your name?"

"B.J. Titsenguns," I replied. ;)

I think I know her! Was her last name Ghia? ;)

Pat

Maybe she has met Tonto Goldberg...