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Kyobanim 12-19-2011 16:52

Be nice
 
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Sometimes we forget the really important things in life.

Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Nana gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grand-son asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch! "

The End

Gypsy 12-19-2011 18:56

Oh hell yeah! :D

Red Flag 1 12-20-2011 10:13

Well done youngster, well done indeed.

RF 1

Bitz 12-20-2011 11:24

OUTSTANDING!!!

hooah12 12-20-2011 18:31

I've never been so proud of my generation

wmaousley 12-21-2011 00:43

coffee out of my nose and all over my damn keyboard, thank you for the great morning read.

Stingray 12-21-2011 06:53

Be nice
 
Absolutely awesome. Great read to end the day.

dollarbill 12-21-2011 07:54

I hear God works in mysterious ways. Got to love the little ones. There honesty and ability to speak whats on their minds is outstading. :p

PedOncoDoc 12-21-2011 12:07

Good one. But if it were my son, I'd be dragging him out back post-haste for a whooping for not respecting a woman/elder immediately followed by an explanation that there's a difference between knowing something about someone and needing to bring it to his/her attention. :D

Red Fox 12-21-2011 15:03

LOL! Amazing.
God answered his prayer for ice cream.

MR2 12-22-2011 16:22

I do believe that was my mother-in-law...


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