Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women
 

Religion - WORLD
Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women
Published December 08, 2011
| FoxNews.com


An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women.

News of the statement quickly spread online, leaving many liberal Muslims embarrassed and angry, evoking a flurry of mockery in online forums.

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12...est=latestnews

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BMT

Double secret probation!
 

I would assume.....
 

I would assume that that the many outraged Muslims are part of that 13% - leaving only the other 87% to agree with him.

That lead was just awesome.

Muslim Women respond!
 

In a turn of events the muslim women have issued a statement:

"We will no longer be serving, "organges, grapefruit, cantaloupe, melons, and even lemons and limes to muslim men!" and in another unrelated article muslim women went on to say that they are contemplating not serving anymore goat as it might be considered "sexy" by muslim men.

Now THAT's funny.

Is this damage control because UBL's porn collection was compromised?

And no more long walks in the desert!

But did he warn young men about the dangers of clams?

REALLY??? OMG, it sounds like this guy is having sexual thoughts and is projecting!:boohoo

here ya go mr. I want to bed-down a vegetable, found this image just for you...hope some muslim woman finds you and beats you senseless with it, you coward piece of sh*t!

Holly:munchin

He really got to you Holly...........:eek: Don't hold back tell him how you really fell.....;) :D

Big Teddy :munchin

There's an item on a certain idiot cleric that should be chopped into small pieces. :rolleyes:

S.

You guys need to get your minds out of the...produce section...and get back to work - and that goes for any of you Muslim clerics who may be reading this thread, too.

Jeezzzzzz....

Richard :munchin

The religion of inferiority complex knows no bounds.

Big Teddy,:o

Seriously, it makes my blood BOIL that not only is this sorry excuse for a man given a pulpit to spew this trash, but more importantly, that there are those muslim females that will be forced to take it hook, line, and sinker as gospel!:mad:

God help me to find a way someday to reach out to women like this...they are worth more than the psycho ramblims of some 50 year old virgin...(well, probobly except for goats....he probobly likes goats...and for every woman unable to tell him that, I would spit it in his fuc*in face.)

Holly:munchin