Bubba's solution
 

Sent: Thursday

Subject: It's so simple...

Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington DC. 20591



Dear Sirs,



I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same

time getting our airline industry back on its feet.



Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women

we should replace all of our female flight attendants with

strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of

seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country

would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings

would end and the airline industry would have record sales.



Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

myself?



Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

LMAO! Good one, Doc.