Stolen from a Facebook Bro.........
 

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand. He nervously asks,"Is this your husband?" "No, silly," she replies. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says. "Is it your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She whispers in his ear, "That's me before the surgery".................:rolleyes:

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years............:eek:


Big Teddy :munchin

LOLOL!

Nothing like starting the day with a big laugh.

Thanks Big Teddy.