Irene vs NYC
 

In the Rockaways area of Queens that faces the Atlantic Ocean, Destiny Crespo, 19, vowed to defy the evacuation order, saying, "No matter what, we're going to board up these windows, we're going to stay right here. ... I am going to ride my way out of it like I'm a surfer."

Or another quote just as funny imho

"But if the waters rise this high," he said gesturing at the buzzing trading floor on Friday, "then it's a bigger problem than I can handle. My name's not Noah."