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Roguish Lawyer 08-25-2011 18:30

Marine Directive
 
This is actually true, apparently.

http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battl...here-you-fart/

2018commo 08-25-2011 19:25

Going to be a bunch of lost Marine Lt's!

PRB 08-25-2011 19:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer (Post 411071)

Yeah well culturally tied to Astan thru Islam....If a Muslim farts during a prayer/praying the prayer is nullified and sometimes wudu (cleanisng) will be done again. All body fluids in Islam are unpure and Mohammed had an issue with a good fart too.

Red Flag 1 08-25-2011 19:36

Seems the list of other words for flatus has been well researched.

From one who is licensed to pass gas...........

RF 1

tonyz 08-25-2011 19:37

three little letters
 
SBD

wet dog 08-25-2011 19:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by PRB (Post 411091)
All body fluids in Islam are unpure and Mohammed had an issue with a good fart too.

And this is the guy who had sex with a 9 year old.

PRB 08-25-2011 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by wet dog (Post 411098)
And this is the guy who had sex with a 9 year old.

Younger body fluids are obviously better than older body fluids.....

Richard 08-26-2011 03:57

The comments from readers were an excellent read.

Here's a good one to add to our vocabulary:


My brother’s name for the air in Afghanistan is “shog.” You know, like smoke + fog = “smog.”

And so it goes...

Richard
:munchin

greenberetTFS 08-26-2011 05:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Flag 1 (Post 411093)
Seems the list of other words for flatus has been well researched.

From one who is licensed to pass gas...........

RF 1

:D:D:D

Big Teddy :munchin


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