The recession...
 

It's so bad that...



My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

:D LOL... ok this one was the best.

Back during the Great Depression (the big one before WWII), colored maids (as they were then called), would say, "Things so bad even white folks watching their own kids."

The real world is coming closer and closer to this daily :(.

If my prayers get answered, we'll have Ronald Reagan back here .....just for a little while.........

RF 1

Matchbox and Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than Chrysler or GM. ;)

WOW !!!!! :eek:


I didn't mean to throw them THAT hard ...... :D

:munchin

Times they are a changing.............:rolleyes::eek::p

Big Teddy :munchin