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rdret1 08-04-2011 18:58
Codename:Litefoot
 
Another board has this guy listed as a poser, but I thought The Comedy Zone was a more appropriate location for this board. Just reading the description of the book gave me a good chuckle. If it is already here, I couldn't find it under the name of the book or the author.



http://www.codenamelitefoot.com/

cold1 08-04-2011 19:20
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My waepon of choice is the rifle that I helped design while I served my country, the M-21 or M-1-A, m-14 style of rifle.
Not only is he an author but a weapons designer too. (From his "survival advice" section)

Thats one deranged MF.

uplink5 08-05-2011 03:09
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Attention! In their efforts at disuading you from reading this informative book, there are factions, probably members of the US Military, or even members of the US government, who don't want their sadistic and traitorous stories revealed. In that attempt, one or two men who are using ficticous names on the net, people who say they are former members of the US military, have written scathing reviews about this book and its content.

hehehehehehehe

Someone needs to increase this guys meds....:munchin

ZonieDiver 08-05-2011 13:45
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Someone needs to increase this guys meds....
... or DECREASE them!:D I knew guys on LSD trips who made more sense than he does!

1stindoor 08-05-2011 14:21
This is too good. Grammar and spelling mistakes aside...this site can keep me entertained for weeks.
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If you would like to help a homeless American Veteran, PLease click on the button below and donate any amount you would like. The funds will be dispursed by me, ...
That cracked me up...he isn't even trying to hide the fact that any money donated is going to go to his pocket.

PSM 08-05-2011 14:52
He may have hung out with hammersmith. WH is from Tacoma and he’s from Puyallup, WA.

The comments to the Amazon reviews are entertaining, also. Like hammersmith, he threatens to send in his lawyers.

And then there is this:

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In reply to an earlier post on Jan 18, 2010 11:05:40 AM PST

Robert A. Boyd says:
Mr Simpson... Be advised, sir, that I listed my novel with the library of Congress in 1997 and left it there for well over a year before I ever attempted to sell even one copy to the general public. This allowed the CIA, FBI, military intelligence, homeland security, DOD, and other US Government agencies time to investigate the contents of my book before it was released. For your information, sir, the president of the United States, white house fellows, military intelligence and many others have personally signed copies that they have read and none of them has ever said one word to me about its authenticity or content.
One of the commenters has already documented his lies: http://www.pownetwork.org/pownet.sec...Litefootv2.pdf

Amazon’s “Look Inside” has the first 7 chapters, though it’s hard to get past the first one. (I have way too much time on my hands. :()

Pat

PRB 08-05-2011 15:36
This asshat says he is getting PTSD money from the VA for the cruel and inhumane treatment of his superior Officers and NCO's.
Can't we just track down and kill this kind of scum...as part of the debt reduction program?

Team Sergeant 08-05-2011 15:44
We all know how difficult and dangerous Air Force "Basic Training" can be........:rolleyes:

This individual is destined to become a "wikipedia commando"

http://www.codenamelitefoot.com/

"After enlistment, the boy goes through the riggors of Basic training at Lackland AFB, Texas where he is asked to become a Drill Instructor. He begs off the offer still wanting to work on airplanes ans is sent to aircraft mechanics training school at Amarillo AFB, Texas, before being sent to Sewart AFB, Tennessee, his first permanant duty base."

PRB 08-05-2011 15:46
BTW, anyone can go to the Amazon website and write a book review...

PRB 08-05-2011 16:07
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant (Post 407323)
We all know how difficult and dangerous Air Force "Basic Training" can be........:rolleyes:

This individual is destined to become a "wikipedia commando"

http://www.codenamelitefoot.com/

"After enlistment, the boy goes through the riggors of Basic training at Lackland AFB, Texas where he is asked to become a Drill Instructor. He begs off the offer still wanting to work on airplanes ans is sent to aircraft mechanics training school at Amarillo AFB, Texas, before being sent to Sewart AFB, Tennessee, his first permanant duty base."
What's with the CIA taking all these 17 year olds like Litefoot and Hammermammer, are they hanging around the playground?

Horned Frog 08-05-2011 17:43
3 Years
 
I'm just impressed at how much he accomplished during three years of service... the training program for "a CIA trained and directed, Highly Covert, Top-Secret, Scout- Sniper" must be a real drink-through-a-fire-hose ordeal... :rolleyes:

DDD 08-05-2011 17:59
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Originally Posted by TBRenigh (Post 407339)
I'm just impressed at how much he accomplished during three years of service... the training program for "a CIA trained and directed, Highly Covert, Top-Secret, Scout- Sniper" must be a real drink-through-a-fire-hose ordeal... :rolleyes:
Yep, just don't know what he was drinking:p

219seminole 08-05-2011 20:55
BS ALARM! BS ALARM!


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